Love sms,Friendship sms,Sad sms,Riddle sms,Good Morning,Good Night sms,shayari,Happy birthday sms and many more sms Collection
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Santa Banta SMS
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petrol ke daam badne par santa ne kaha - mainu koi pharak nahi padta, pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha , ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.
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santa k ghar ek din sasural wale aye
biwi ne santa ko kaha ki jao aur mahemano k liye kuch lekar aao.
santa bahar gaya aur taxi le kar aa gaya.
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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
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Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
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Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".
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Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
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Santa was seated In A cricket ground..
Security: Cricket match is over now, why r u stil sitting?
santa: oye yaar, i m waiting for highlights
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Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga,
Banta: Kya hua,ro kyu rohe ho?
Santa:Yar jis ladki ko bhulaneke liye pe raha tha uska naam yad nahi araha he
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Santa:bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise
Taximan:40rs
Santa: 2rs me chalega?
taximan:2rs me kaun jayega?
Santa: piche baith me leke jata hu..
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Santa: Yaar, kal main bathroom gaya to waha Lion tha
Banta: Phir kya Hua?
Santa: Kuch nhi, main kha,tum kar lo
Meri to waise hi Nikal gayi
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
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